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alexandrageraldine
the wayward jewish daughter
inbetween a lot of places; haven't quite left and have yet to fully arrive.
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Starting a Short Story
he, like always, was in motion, taking care of whatever was directly in front of him; a drink or a person or a register or a shot.
alexandrageraldine
Jun 28, 20234 min read
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I Went on a Date with 90's Hugh Grant and I Get It Now
He had the hair that was slightly disheveled, the blue eyes that stayed focused on me as he leaned into the table to mutter about “fuck-all”
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Dec 30, 20224 min read
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Deep Cuts: Sheryl Crow Gets It
Have you ever been in a Nordstrom Rack, deep in a narrow hallway of shoes, and heard a Sheryl Crow song and suddenly been struck by how...
alexandrageraldine
Jun 27, 20225 min read
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Making New Friends: I’m Through Being Cool
I’m not actively trying to be weird here, so stop me if I am, but I happened to notice you were human, and that’s really cool because I...
alexandrageraldine
May 31, 20224 min read
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RIP in Peace, Skate Muppet
When it happens, it’s usually to someone else’s friends. This time, it was my friend: an old friend, a friend I hadn’t seen or spoken to...
alexandrageraldine
May 24, 20224 min read
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Umm, You *Aren’t* the One that Got Away
You ever walk into a situation with someone and think—feel confident—it’s going to be a certain way, a certain good and validating kind...
alexandrageraldine
May 15, 20224 min read
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My Mother is a Catfish
As of now, I have a profile on a dating site that I cannot control, or respond to. It is not linked to my email. It is full of pictures...
alexandrageraldine
May 13, 20223 min read
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How to Torture Your Jewish Mother, Part 1
After 39 years, I have ascended to Master in this field, my field of expertise. I can share the secrets of my success--no paywall or...
alexandrageraldine
May 8, 20222 min read
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